I'm proud to announce E90 and I are launching our 2020 campaign

"BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo" (bluemazda2)
06/19/2019 at 16:32 • Filed to: E90/BM2 2020, Kwality Shitpost, You really are plumbing new depths this week

Our platform is as follows:

Every Tuesday is Twingo Tuesday.

The Nissan Versa is officially banned.

One hour of Unnecessary Car Shopping is mandated per day.

Ban the Versa again.

Change the national anthem to the 1982 number-one hit “Africa” by Toto.

Overturn the 25-year rule.

Ban CVTs.

Did I mention ban the Versa?

We firmly believe in a brighter and better future for America. Except Florida. That place can’t be saved. But yeah, vote for us.

I’m BlueMazda2 and I approve this message.

Note: Failure to abide by the rules will result in a free one way ticket to gulag.

DISCUSSION (62)

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:36

I'd rather Scoob/Nibby 2020

Nibby > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:36

Will the presidential car be an E90 M3 or a Ford Tempo?

CB > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:37

Nah. Besides, I can’t even vote.

WilliamsSW > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:37

An Individual Arctic Metallic M3 in every garage!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:37

One hour of Unnecessary Car Shopping is mandated per day

One hour? Pssshh you don’ t have to tell me. I do four easy.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Nibby
06/19/2019 at 16:37

1994 Ford Tempo GL 3.0 V6

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > CB
06/19/2019 at 16:38

Not with that attitude.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
06/19/2019 at 16:39

Kinja'd!!!

Arrivederci > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:39

You’ve got my vote. Giant Meteor just isn’t bringing it this election cycle.

CaptDale - is secretly British > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:40

Hmmmmm Only if I can be Secretary of State

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > CaptDale - is secretly British
06/19/2019 at 16:41

But you’re secretary of TVR affairs.

For Sweden > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:41

Nothing but respect for my president

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > For Sweden
06/19/2019 at 16:42

What am I, chopped liver?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:43

Kinja'd!!!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:45

Rename the Versa the Datsun 210.

Versa problem solved.

facw > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:45

Hmm, I like Twingo Tuesday and ending the 25-year rule, but I think I’m still voting Warren...

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
06/19/2019 at 16:45

The 210 did nothing to have its name tainted in such a manner.

MonkeePuzzle > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:47

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:47

Did I tell you about the time the throttle stuck to the floor on my 210? I t wasn’t a big deal as the car was fully loaded so we never exceeded 64.8 MPH.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:47

but I am still supreme chancellor

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > facw
06/19/2019 at 16:48

But consider this: enjoying Twingo Tuesday in a Twingo

You don’t get that from anyone else.

Textured Soy Protein > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:49

But what’s your stance on lowering the fitment of flushness of marijuana legalization?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > MonkeePuzzle
06/19/2019 at 16:49

And here I was, ready to offer you the role of Secretary of Meme Edits.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Textured Soy Protein
06/19/2019 at 16:50

Perhaps.

DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:50

Let the record state that I was BM2's original choice for running mate in 2020, and this is news to me.

For this betrayal, I have decided to run on the Mercedes party. All voters will receive one Mercedes of their liking and free repairs for life.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:50

Kinja'd!!!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
06/19/2019 at 16:51

But you’re in charge of the Department of Shitposting.

CaptDale - is secretly British > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:51

Hmmmm. Throw in Holden as well and you have a deal.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
06/19/2019 at 16:52

Kinja'd!!!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
06/19/2019 at 16:52

EcoBoost V6 and Coyote V8.

We still give you choices.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/19/2019 at 16:52

UNLIMITED POWER

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:55

Here you are giving everyone roles and now I feel left out. What role do I play besides Head of the Department of Laughingstocks? Let me guess, assistant to the regional manager?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
06/19/2019 at 16:56

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
06/19/2019 at 16:58

You did say you’re voting Scoob/Nibby, didn’t you?

404 - User No Longer Available > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 16:59

Nissan Versa is banned... so we in Canada need to BUILD A WALL to stop the influx.

Or rebadge all of them to Tiidas.

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:00

I can't vote so technically no

WilliamsSW > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:00

Wait so what Cabinet level position is earmarked for me?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > WilliamsSW
06/19/2019 at 17:03

Secretary of BMW affairs.

I can trust you with that.

Azrek > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:04

Azrek and SonicGabe who represent the great state of Florida*; are against this nomination! We demand double rights for Floridans as we are a special sort of awesome! Besides, without us...your state could be the new Florida?

James May > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:05

Hello

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > James May
06/19/2019 at 17:07

Good news!

You’re the Secretary of Dacia A ffairs.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:08

Only if I can be chief of the fire department. Starting the fires, of course.

WilliamsSW > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:11

I hereby promise:

- ban electric power steering

- NA engine and manual transmission options on all BMWs

- E39 M5 production to recommence immediately

- 80% reduction in the use of cheap plastic cooling system parts

- modern entry level 2002 by 2021

- all of the Individual colors and then some

James May > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:13

Great

DipodomysDeserti > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:15

You have my vote, as long as Weird Al is made our poet laureate and I can be in charge of the gulags.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > DipodomysDeserti
06/19/2019 at 17:18

The Relient K cover is way better.

DipodomysDeserti > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
06/19/2019 at 17:28

Haven’t heard that band name in a minute. Also, someone should pay these kids for making this video thirteen years ago.

Mid Engine > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:29

Banned: Toyota Prius, Pontiac Aztek, Honda Element, any/all CUV’s and SUV’s. Also, electric handbrakes

Mandatory: manual transmissions , track days Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Car shows on Saturday and Sunday. Tuesdays and Thursdays are reserved for extreme day drinking.

Kiltedpadre > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:32

Perfect; my wife’s oldest cat will be able to register to vote in time for this election. You can count her vote as well as mine.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
06/19/2019 at 17:35

Is there a department specializing in manual transmission minivans? I’d like to head up that department to provide needed support to the 16 of us around this country. We’re not a huge demographic but we vote (with our left foot).